Ambien. No doubt about it.
Just chased ups truck with a half wiped ass for you. You're making dinner tonight
Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
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By the power invested in me, I now pronounce your taco to be meaty. Meaty taco meaty taco meaty meaty meaty taco.
i think when the guy sitting in the corner singing tells you you're too drunk, you're too drunk.
The door opens out but somehow she managed to kick it in..
I made a list on my phone of places I want to fuck, it's right under my list of groceries I'm getting a little too used to regular sex but dude monogamy is the shit
well if they don't get here soon...no fuck it, I'm going to the strip club.
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So after I fell off 4 times we concluded I'm not allowed to ride him anymore.
Just used the handle end of a spatula to get the baggie of coke wedged between my passenger seat. Innovation points?
Oh my god, are you sexting me while watching the Democratic debate.
100%
Now I'll never know if it was me that got you worked up, or Bernie Sanders' social policies.
Showed up to pick her up in my boxers. Lets just say im 2 for 2 with this new idea
I don't know if it was the movie or the drugs but after i watched it i wore the same spongebob shirt to school for two weeks and stopped showering
It's like the perfect sandwich, once you find it you want to ensure your future access to it.
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