Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
You also had the stripper slap the shit out of me for not having any money....remember that?
I'm pretty sure I just had a convo with my hot pockets about how they weren't good enough for the oven.
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I managed to fit my wallet, my keys, my phone, Tammy's necklace, and $38.50 all in my bra. and $1.50 is in quarters. go me.
You're mold. I may or maynot have puked blood this morning.
I'd love to sympathize with you but I'm drunk in a mansion
He fell on top of me at a party. I slept with him a week later. We've been fucking for 2 moths. Most successful relationship ever.
I HAVE to find her. I've got a pretty decent pic of her footprint on my headboard. Wonder if I can get one of the podiatry majors to help?
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So how was the sex with me last night?
No worse than usual.
She's throwing herself an "I just had a baby" shower, where she makes up for 9 months of sobriety then squeezing a watermelon out of her vagina.
I'm going to be drunk and braless all weekend. Let the festivities begin!
I have to call my new boss to accept the job offer so you have pack the bowl while I pretend I'm a responsible adult THEN we can get high
What guy invites over a booty call, gets all naked and then when the real fun begins and a condom is needed, claims to not have one? And wears socks THE entire time?
Not even official and he's cleaned my puke twice. His hotdog skills are an added bonus. I've got a keeper