Was just practicing flip cup with my NyQuil cup...
btw i have an angry voicemail of you yelling at me to get you a sandwich or die.
You thought last year was bad... a guy dressed as a clown showed up with cocaine
Umm... How do I tell my roommate someone shot a speargun through the wall? On a side note, cliff shot a speargun for the first time.
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Sent him a picture of my pregnant boobs from last year, think he'll notice the difference?
im pretty sure the interns at this hospital have gotten hotter
I remember us getting kicked out of the bar, but neither of us know why. We woke up next to chicken bones on a plate with spoons, and my car has mud all over it including places where feet shouldn't be, like the speakers on the car door.
I've replaced you with thin mints and masturbation
Captain Morgan does not know self control. Nor does he teach it.
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Oh Jesus our whore days are numbered
Her mom came down to the basement and took shots with us. She's now passed out in a wheel barrow. This party got weird
Of course he's seen my tits, I wave those things around like a trump supporter does an American flag
Thought for a game. Duck, Duck, Grey Goose. If you're tapped, you take a shot. Then proceed as normal.
I've seen your dick too many times for both of us to be straight.
It’s only loud for those who wanna get loud. The bowlers are protected.
Randomize