So I just went home and made my own spanx by cutting the legs off of a pair of nylons. I'm either a genius or missed my calling to live in a trailer park.
Well he asked to have a sober hang out so i guess that constitutes as a date in college
he fucked my hip out of place.
He was the drug dealer that jumped out of his car to get my number
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Ya bro it was wild. Hey, is latex digestible?
before we left she put a post-it on the floor next to the toilet saying she was a pretty pretty princess
there is a video of me from last night trying to light my breath on fire. that drunk.
Here's the thing, you got road head in two different cars tonight. You feel lucky yet?
Speaking of church, everyone showed up to lunch in the dining hall in their Sunday best and I walk in looking homeless bc I just got out of bed. I hate this school.
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If sandwichs had dicks, my life would be complete
Help. I am eating nachos. But I'm with some guy. I need help. I don't know where I am. The nachos were so good. I'll bring them but help me.
It's a sad day when a deadly hurricane headed your way is less depressing than your relationship status.
And you know what the worst part is? Because of him I can now relate to a goddamn Taylor Swift song. FUCK. MY. LIFE.
I've realized that drinking at your apartment alone on a Tuesday probably isn't a good thing.
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
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