I have the worst farts today, I'm walking by the cubicles of people I don't like and leaving them surprises. Brb.
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
This is me reassuring you that I'm still alive and making sure you still are.
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
So my dealer asked me if I wanted to join his circle because we smoked so much this summer he thinks we're dealing
We play this game where we catch up on what we missed over five years of not talking to eachother, then we have sex like nothing ever happened.
Impressive. I've never gotten straight denied and then chased the guy naked out of my own apt. I'll remember that next time.
im on the hungover til tuesday pabst blue ribbon diet
That's like doing a cinnamon challenge in my vag - but more painful.
Wake up. Finish House of Cards. Put on pants.
Accurate.
Wake up. Smoke. Masturbate while eggos cook. Go back to bed. Smoke. Body spray shower. Beer with breakfast. Class. Morning of a champion.
DUDE NEVER CALL THE COPS BACK
They gave me 4 meds at the health center and said not to take alcohol with any of them. Guess ill wait until tomorrow to feel better.
Three cans of beer can fit in the shower catty... multi tasking
Randomize