My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
the bar told me i would have to take an hour break so they could wash the shot glasses
I just banged that chick from the bar by speaking french. all i had to do was recite my grocery list
hey, sorry about all the butter. I thought it was gonna help.
Okay. I really need to get out of this guys bed and get home. It's two in the afternoon. He's not even HERE.
I know. I need to get a vagina tranquilizer.
It's surprise blowjob week. You should be excited.
Only I could go on a date with one guy, have a beer with a different guy and go home with the guy im trying to avoid. I have a talent or a problem.
Well you busted in the house and yelled with pride about Uber giving you a ride over with your new bong.
Denim handjobs are the worst handjobs. I hate all handjobs. Why do people even.
She started throwing ice at me and started yelling, "Holy water bitches! This is an exorcism!"
He just started dry humping the air... I'm done
I mean seriously, she can have his dick anytime and im over here salivating like a thirsty bitch.
he’s basically the devil with a fuck boy hair cut and chlamydia
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