I just woke up and i'm wearing a cape and it says sup slut on my ass
quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
One of her kids, Dakota I think, got stuck in a ceiling fan and she had a fit, thats when she found the penis hat.
Googled "can you put dry ice in your drink?" I'm safee
she's not even a shacker, she never made it inside. she's just a porch girl
i really wish james franco would like my vagina
oh my god i just remembered the cat blow jobs.
We fed him just...so many bright colored crayons when he was blacked out. I hope he looks at his shits because this could be all for nothing
I was drunk for 3 days straight...well wasted for 3 days with periods of "just drunk" inbetween
he's had a change of heart. and besides, we could use a laugh.
oh, well, if you all need a good laugh, by all means endanger my life.
so "excuse the stench" wasn't the correct thing to say when your boyfriend's parents walk in on you shitting. Live and learn
he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
I don't know whether to be insulted or flattered that I am being propositioned to have a threesome only if I wear my cat onesie
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
Happy 20th birthday! I hope you like anxiety and having your debit card declined at McDonald's!
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