What happened to our ballroom dancing plans
I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
are you wasted or are you getting laid?
Fell asleep in bio again. Sometimes i feel like college is just one really expensive nap.
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Grandma was not a fan of the beer-can ornaments. Not "traditional".
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
She's yelling about threesomes and realllly wants you to come over. Put the pieces together.
She gave us all a pep talk at the bus stop at 1 AM. It involved cupcakes and somehow ended with her making out with her best friend. God bless college.
obviously he wasnt ready for this jelly and you can quote me on that
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Props to the guy on crutches playing edward forty hands. Dedicated to drinking games is an understatement.
He broke up with me over the phone while I was getting my bush waxed into a "D" for his surprise birthday present. Talk about bad timing...
I just realized that the thing that smelled like an electrical fire in my house was me.
Just pulled a Kenny Powers on a snowmobile
Have a glass of wine with dinner they said. Your hydrocodone has worn off they said... NOPE
The annual Father's Day Wake and Bake has been canceled due to lack of hustle.