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(973): View more from New Jersey

only you would photoshop your dick

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(440): View more from Ohio

sarcasm needs its own font

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(603): View more from New Hampshire

Ive given up on my natural charms. Im trying different accents till some girl wants to hook up with me.

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(813): View more from Florida

We tried to line dance with everyone but it turned into drunken stumbling and attempting to grind on random frat boys. I feel that this might turn into an every Thursday thing.

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(217): View more from Illinois

I'm not sure which one did it but one of them fucked the kink out of my neck

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(803): View more from South Carolina

I was crying hysterically and you wouldn't stop petting my ear and shushing me every time I tried to say something.

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(412): View more from Pennsylvania

I made a Wendy's employee say fuck this and quit because I started flipping out due to a baked potato shortage. Of course I had a good night

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(973): View more from New Jersey

Apparently I filled my purse with chicken nuggets and told my mom I was a "sexual squirrel."

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(631): View more from New York

He went to 7/11 first and came back with condoms and a banana "in case we get hungry"

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