We pay for beer, you give birth. It's how the world works.
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
You know you had a bad blackout when you forget you held the stanley cup.
Pretty sure that drunken football on the back porch with 6 guys with a champagne bottle was a bad idea....
THEY ARE MY AGE. THEY ARE YOUR LITTLE SISTER'S AGE THIS IS A DELICATE MATTER. CAPS LOCK
She was mid-sentence and then BOOM the hammock broke off the tree. I about pissed myself. Hot Sprite and Vodka make the world go round.
She just had to change the song on the radio cause I was tap dancing on her windshield
I'm sitting at home, day drinking, while watching crossroads with brittany spears. I'm not the person you should be asking for advice right now.
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.
We should give each other good-luck-on-your-finals head in the morning.
I might run out into oncoming traffic. Id rather break my legs and/or die then continue with today.
Living alone for four weeks has given me unrealistic expectations of pantslessness.
sexting just seems like too much work right now.
Will you PLEASE get your mom to stop telling me I'd make a great husband? She knows I'm gay, right?!
I know, but she really likes you. Have you met my brother yet?
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