Obv we're gonna bbm each other in bed
wtf
I'm guessing you saw the bathroom?
And my fence, why is part of it on the roof?
i mean he wasn't bad looking, but i wouldn't have slept with my professor if i knew everyone would get an A
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Within 5 minutes of max walking in his pants were off and he was wearing my snow goggles as underwear.
I haven't been this hungover since you found me laying in front of your door gagging with pepto bismal tablets scattered around me
He walked into my room in the middle of the night, whispered something about the patriot act, and took my tv.
Seriously I will never run in my wedges while drinking racing home to have sex ever again
He broke into my house just to tell me the door was locked.
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I'm pretty sure that our Lady and The Tramp Red Vine moment was the farthest I got last night
For not really liking Christmas, I have an astounding amount of holiday-themed lingerie
Day two of not drinking, I think my cat is trying to eat me.
Psychosis secondary to sobriety???
Wine and a Lunchable. That would be depressing if it wasn't the pepperoni and mozzarella one. Those are the shit!
I just stood beside an Amish man and bought Cocoa Krispies and tampons.
Omg worst high ever. I'm watching Parks and Rec, and all i can think about is how andy, leslie, and tom are my closest friends. Forever alone.
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