If I'm having a dream where I'm having sex and I can actually feel it between my legs because I've had a lot of it recently, does that make me a whore?
I have a feeling this is a serious question. Problem solve, Jess.. I'm going to let you figure that one out on your own
$22.99 left in the bank til payday = 3($7 jack & coke) + 2($0.89 T-Bell taco) + $0.21 in case of emergency.
math is fun
Mowing drunk should be an olympic sport...
and then you yelled "out of the way, i'm a lifeguard!" and everyone let us through
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you have a wonderful penis attached to someone I'm having a lot of problems with right now
Just in case you were wondering..... I really did just wave goodbye to you with my penis.
I let my daddy issue flag fly free last night.
I think that's why god made me a woman. Bc it's harder to slap people in the face with a vagina.
I'm at a gyno in Japan. Safe to say every possible rule of etiquette is about to be broken. Buckle up, motherfuckers.
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JUST BECAUSE I LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED DOESNT MEAN IM GOING TO LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED AT WORK
I will pepper spray him so fast I don't even care
I now have a "weirdest thing a guy ever did in bed" story. Cut my fingernails.
Yeah I'm gonna need you to stop it right there.I know this is supposed to be a safe space but Imma have to exit.
Girl. There is no more toilet paper. You should have seen the twerking I just did to shake the pee off.
you would have been so proud of how classy i just looked at the pharmacy with my $10 off plan b coupon. so resourceful.
Do you ever just admire your boobs?
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