how did your night go?
he asked for my myspace name.
Turned in a paper today on drug abuse. Chose to write about percocet. Just realized I started 2 sentences with "This amazing drug"
I mean can we take a second to high five on our sex life? I love us.
he said i looked like a lion with slutty lingerie on .
Apparently I have a urinal in my bedroom
Im dating a 38 year old who's lap I can fit in. Tell me I don't have daddy issues.
in case you were wondering, even a BJ under a blanket on the back of a bus only lifts a 14-hour bus ride to borderline tolerable.
He gave me four orgasms and I kept yelling "Thank you!" and he kept replying, "My pleasure!"
Midwestern nice.
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
He walked in at 7am saying that the police had his shoes and phone because he's being investigated for attempted auto theft.
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
Halfway through she said I was exactly like she imagined. So many things have been stroked this night.
He woke up & asked where his pants were then asked where he was then asked who I was. Been married 20 yrs. He was drunkest ever.
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
After everything I’ve done… had sex with people off tinder, gone to clubs and bars, gone to hockey games…. I get Covid at GRANDMAS HOUSE
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