Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
I saw him at work today and he gave me a really awkward "I know what you do drunk" look...
I think i just got paid for sex with a hot pocket... and i accepted
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bad: friday night i tripped and fell outside my dorm. worse: i just found out i broke my ankle. worst: i was shitfaced and don't remember any of this.
Id love to say been there done that but im a slutty drunk not a stupid one.
my mom just found my flavored lube in the basement. she gave me a lecture about how "giving head is degrading" omg i feel sooooo bad for my dad
His bond is $50,000..margarita Monday might get cancelled
I had to rip your toilet paper for you...
Nothing like waking up and watching Dr. Phil and masturbating. It's like a protein shake for the day.
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He called me baby cakes during sex... Can U not
Omg. We have to workout today. I just looked at myself in the mirror and thanked a god I don't believe in for drunken boys and dark rooms.
I'm the only person I know who could have actual sex and then dream about my vibrator.
Why were you twerking to, "The Wheels on the Bus"?
idk what the male equivelent of vajazzling is but it better be worth the time
Your vagina must be outstanding or have a secret entrance to Narnia if someone is will to fly from Texas for one night of it.
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