when I'm not with you everything just looks like crayon scribble
I want leopard sheets
haha sexcapades
thats the plan
After last night, I could never be a politician.
now i know why i became what i already was.
we were playing true or dare on a webcam chat and i was way to drunk ...i ended up having to drink my own piss outta a beer bottle, life couldnt get any worse right now
I fell asleep to the sounds of them banging in the next room. It was oddly soothing...
She looked at me and said "i like penises." and then passed out with her condom balloon animal in her hands.
This bowl of cereal would be the size of a giant's bowl-piece. It's. that. big.
How much did you smoke??
He just kept repeating "not with an octopus" over and over for hours. Soooooo Porn Dare was a succes.
well apparently i was just calling everyone cunts. then i awoke from my blackout to 3 very mad roommates who didn't bring a key out with them
If I'm walking weird, don't judge me. Things got kinda outta hand with the GoPro on.
He used a trumpet as a funnel, said something about valve oil, and puked all over the garage.
But did u die
I found an onion in my purse
i spent most of last night convincing myself that dan akroyd wasn't actually standing in my bathroom holding a dead chicken
Am I the only person in the world that does not give a shit about the avengers?
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