He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
would it be subtle enough if I played birthday sex on repeat while I may or may not be stripping?
NExt question... Do i wanna sleep under my palm tree
YES.
I just found your spare underwear and the half eaten granola bar you left in my purse.
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Kate gave me a 3 day old cup of tequila last night and forced me to chug it. P.s. i drew u a picture
Just got home and found him passed out with his ass stuck in a Rubbermaid garbage can. He must have been like that for a few hours
Last two new years I ended in jail by 12. Can we wait until its actually 12:02 this time to do something stupid. I'd like to spend the first minute of 2012 free.. At least.
The last thing I remember is sitting in a chair and him hand feeding me bell peppers
I invented the best game. It's called "what touched my exposed nutsack?" It can range from pillows to toothbrushes
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Next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
I ate icecream cake off your tits for my birthday, if that's not love I don't know what is.
You know you're too high when you find yourself crying at " hand in my pocket" by Alanis Morissette because it's "just TOO REAL"
How do I word.. " hey, I need you to fuck me really hard and see if you or I can feel my birth control. No worries, this is just an experiment." In a nice way without them feeling used.
I am still worried she'll have a seizure durring. What would I do? Try to ride it out and finish, or pull out and assist?
he sent me a picture of him holding out his pinky so we could pinky promise. i have to fuck him now
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