I'm talking handstands, sex in broad daylight, waking me up in the middle of the night. CRAZY
handstands? WTF?
she was a gymnast
go to hell.
Goodnight sugar queer
Sugar queer??
Why does my predictive text prioritize 'queer' over 'puffs'?
He's gotten way too comfortable around me. He came into the bathroom and took a shit while I was in the shower.
hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
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if you don't go to jail tommorow I'll buy you a 40. Motivation.
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
this is probably the only time in my life that i would want to fuck thomas jefferson
I love being Chipotle's first beer sale of the morning.
mallory made a planned parenthood decision maker flow chart again.
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He likes bondage and spanking and shit.
Oh, so "normal" kinky not "I wanna pee on people" kinky. I can handle that.
Going to an AA meeting just so I can fuck him...That's dedication
The hot tub didn't work. But it's okay because we discovered just how many people you can fit in a bathtub.
I need five more minutes of sobbing.. AND THEN I will get back to studying
Definitely didn't just make out with a guy the same height as me just because we wanted to see what it would be like to not have to reach up....
You know when you're a kid and you play at the pool until you passed out? It was like that except instead of playing it was sex.
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