I seriously wish I was FB friends with her
Whats contracted in vegas does not stay in vegas....
While I was dancing with him in my foil dress he said, "You're like a Chipotle burrito. Don't worry, that's the best complement you could get from me."
but he used his one phone call to call mom and wish her happy mothers day, that's gotta count for somethin
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Yo send me the pic of me stickn my dick in the paint bucket last night
I feel like I've wasted too many painkillers on hangovers
I JUST FOUND AN INTERNATIONAL POLE DANCING CHAMPIONSHIP IN SPANISH
We were at dinner and dad asked me to pass the salt and I suddenly remembered doing body shots when I was blacked out last weekend.
I should probably drink beer instead of rum today so I don't end up naked in my living room while I still have guest.
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she was puking nonstop out of the car window in the rain during our hour long drive back, we got lot of honks
i would stab him if he didn't just tell me he is a priest
Hey you're my best friend, I'm sorry I picked my vagina over my heart last night.
Butt Stuff 2016 unites us all
How don't you remember..? You were getting handfuls of skittles out from our bra screaming TASTE THE RAINBOW.
Never underestimate the power of titties
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