When I went to court, my judge's name was Honorable Ball. I couldn't stop laughing.
that probably didn't help your case.
you know what scares the shit out of me? i have eaten bagel bites since i was a little kid and just in the past five years they started puting "made with real cheese" WHAT THE FUCK WERE THEY USING BEFORE? i mean ive been a bagel biter since the womb
Just threw up in a trash can by the ATM. Then pulled out money for weed.
Umm ok I'm kinda freaked out right now bc the chick that lives next door is either having tantric sex or slowly suffocating her dog to death.
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Just found out for my occult lit class (history of cults) final project is making a spellbook. Hello last term of college.
I woke up on a futon in some strangers house. They were eating pizza and told me everything was going to be fine.
Did you spray paint that captain morgan fifth that's in the freezer gold?
definitely not taking the whole return culture shock so well...drinking a 100 proof rootbeer vodka float out of a german beer mass
Between the dance party in the car and the distraction of the momma bear and two cubs im a cops wet dream roght now when comes to wreckless driving.
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I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.
And they were awkwardly all over each other in a Christian way.
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
Honestly, if you can handle putting socks on you can handle a condom.
My boss and I ended up at the same strip club. We both got lap dances while talking about work.
It's like his penis moved in and did some interior decorating without telling me first...
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