hell yes lets make some ravioli
Last night I apparently send my boss a picutre of my boobs. On the bonus part I got a raise today. So I just want to thank your parents for naming you Jeff cuz if I was not so hammered last night I would have sent it to the right one.
True Life: I puke at bars and try to catch it in my hand...then walk away like it didn't happen
The kid taped his penis down so that he wouldn't get a boner while dancing with girls. Oh these middle school man whores never cease to amaze me.
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Drunk lesbians having an argument about their realationship isn't as hot as I imagined.....
her and i fucked to a michael jackson song and she had it memorized so she squealed every time he did
she screamed "my eye!" and it brought me a surge of bad memories. except she was yelling about a lemon.
Having skype sex with him in the lounge at 1:45am...THIS IS WHAT HE DOES TO ME
I did not appreciate your texts about spanking at 3'o'clock this morning.
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I met her parents last night. Her dad smelled like weed and kept yelling "I HAVE ALLERGIES AHHH MY EYES ARE BURNING!" During dinner It had to be good weed he didn't even know he was yelling.
I'm glad he doesn't have a bigger dick because he'd just use it for evil anyway
Driving, getting head and talking to your boss on the phone is not a good combination. I nearly died
I went to finger her and found a penny. I think ill keep it.
We did blind alcohol taste testing and she got 10 of 10. I'm in love.
yeah we're all naked, and I think we just shaved Chad.
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