i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
You know how my eyes change color? Well I noticed after I hook up with someone my eyes are greener.
Wow, so you're like the Edward Cullen of sluts.
There's a vagina buried somewhere in there.
I know its only noon but, Im too drunk to hold this baby...
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Theres dried jager, barbecue sauce and frie remnants all over my front seat.
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
So if you ever need to know a guy who knows a guy who knows a guy that can put a 24oz beer can up his ass... Hit me up...
Just saw a guy walking down the street carrying a giant inflatable penis
Just arrived at our party
I feel like someone poured gasoline and bleach in my nose and lit it on fire.
Why! I don't feel that at all!!!! I feel jipped
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Serious question: does drunken cyber sex with a stranger on omegle count as cheating???
And my cousin was so drunk he called an uber and instead he got into a cop car and they took him to the hospital
Last night I made him sit on my bed and finish my burrito bowl as I chanted "brucey" over and over until he was done like they did in Matilda with the chocolate cake
He brought me Plan B in the snowstorm.
A+ 👏🏼
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
Guuuuurrrrrl! He ate the 🌮like it contained the Covid-19 vaccine!
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