Gte hit a new low, I took a poopnap, passed out mid poop on the toilet.
Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
I inspected his penis with a mini flashlight to check for visible stds...he was clean
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Cleaning my room at 2am, in just one corner I found six beers, half a pint of whiskey, my flask, 2 shotgun bullets, my crown and shimmer lotion.
Finding an empty bathroom to shit on campus is like the quest for the fucking Holy Grail. Except with more stench and humiliation.
He said he loves me but he haven't eaten me out yet. So I don't think he means it.
I just need you to appreciate that this is the first time I've ever been cut off and it's at an airport bar in Philly before 1 o'clock in the afternoon.
have no fear, swaggie olivia is here to bring glorious gifts and horse dick to children
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Today some guy at work told me I had the nicest hair he's ever seen and my response was "thanks I grew it myself". This is why I'm single.
You're the only person I know who's experienced a micropenis and a magnum XL penis
You've discovered your super power: Your Vagina
How’s your Christmas Eve so far?
I just chased my melatonin with red wine. It’s 12:00pm.
I'm eating an ice cream cone and pooping. Don't know how I'm gonna wipe.
The thought of you trying to procreat frightenes and disgusts me!
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