Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
hahahahahahahahahahaha
Tomorrow will not be complet unless someone eats me out. Just sayin
someone made her a trophy at 4 in the morning and presented it to her in the bathtub
Bang-toberfest begins!!
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So after I fell off 4 times we concluded I'm not allowed to ride him anymore.
I need to stop getting drunk and telling people it isn't "about them."
I just shotgunned a beer and my lipstic didnt BUDGE. MERICUHH
Why can't I come over and snuggle you and make you lick my boots
Remember when we made out in a Chik-Fil-A drive thru?
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That's how pantless uber rides happen
He's a drill sergeant! The sadomasochist in me can't resist that.
She turned off her phone alarm (which was the theme song to Star Wars) and then asked me if I wanted a blow job before she went...of course I am going to see her again.
Not sure if I should ask if I can have my underwear back or just avoid that all together.
In what world does 'I'm awake' at 2:30 in the morning on a wednesday translate to 'let's fuck' in the span of one text? Where has the romance gone?
Yeah that was post sex. I was thinking in my mind, no wonder he didnt ask me to call him daddy since he actually is a dad
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