her vagina looked like a handful of raisins.
Kirsten Dunst is sitting next to me in a bar in NYC
Tell her I want my money back for Elizabethtown.
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
i think the doormans mad at me
well we haven't pretended to pretend we were going to have a threesome with him for a while...
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She literally crushed my balls between her butt cheeks. It was both the greatest and worst thing ever. Dancers are awesome.
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
Don't worry. I told him just because you've gargled some balls in the past doesn't mean you'll be handling his.
I really wanted that to be shared. Thank you.
Don't make fun of the drunk girl eating bread out of her pockets. I've been that girl.
So that wine I told you about is vile...
That the stuff you brewed in your dorm closet? Are you actually going to drink it?
Yup. It's drinkable. Might go blind, but I've got to use my chemistry minor for something.
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Like the friend zone has no room for winks
This is the beginning of the end. Testicle Tuesdays and free ball Friday are going to scar people for life
Dude that picute of your balls will haunt my nightmares
Was the picture of her twerking on a fake plant sufficient?
Lord give me the strength to not check my tinder messages at my grandmother's wake.
Just keep me informed about your plans. That way i can figure out places to go and if i need to shave my balls
I just threw up in the bushes and my gardener started clapping...
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