things it involved: vodka, boy parts, possible photos of me on a cell phone. things it did NOT involve last night: my bra, his pants, and sobriety.
I can't sleep so instead I'm thinking of all the things I would love to do to you right now
That's weird, I usually just count sheep
life is sad when you just turned 21 and youre doing late night rogaine runs...
I woke up to him climbing naked through my bedroom window with a bottle of jd in his hand. Of course I had sex with him.
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She somehow inhaled a tack last night, she's having surgery today.
Do you remember calling me and dedicating a shot to me?
Yes I want to fuck your friends but it's out of respect and love for you.
Guess who has got hockey tickets for tonight? Only cost me road head going to and coming from the game
Well for better or worse the home brew is almost done, want to get drunk/loose your sight tonight?
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Best part of Friday afternoon drinking? Having ping pong balls thrown into my cleavage.
Wow, I just woke up in this conference with the woman beside me staring at me. This is what happens when hungover people sit in warm rooms...
! asked the random counter guy from 7/11 for Percocet. he immediately called his hookup
Just realized Ive never seen my f buddy in the daylight. What if he looks different?
CRAIGSLIST IS NOT THE ANSWER
IM LONELY AND HORNY
Bro, she said she wanteo to fuck me with my white Nike cap on so I resemble a douchebag. I think my choice of women might be coming into question