there was a guy who was being paid to stand outside of Abercrombie without a shirt on... normally i would be okay with this but he was 40...
Just woke up with three stitches in my left boob. Nevertheless, I think I'm going to like this school.
shes got that 'its my party i can do meth if i want to' mentality. i like that.
She has puke in her hair, is missing a shoe and is now crying. People trust her to be their child's teacher
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I know this request is pointless but you two please try to keep the drinking and drug use to a minimal, I have bail money so write my number on your arm and a "if found call", wear a life jacket and act like a responsible 28 year old please.
i just shaved my vag. i figure it gave me about ten more minutes to drink tomorrow.
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
Honestly the war on drugs is dumb and you can just sleep in my bed which is mega comfortable anytime you want. There I said it
Siri just called me GayBoy in front of my family. I will destroy you.
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Dude if it is ever said "everybody get inside the police helicopter just showed up.". That means it was a successful party.
I'm going to have to have a long talk with god if my soul mate has a prince albert
I'm sorry, the person you're trying to reach is WAYYY too high to deal with this right now.
Awkward drunk fist bump with the boss. Not sure if tomorrow will be weird or wonderful.
Aaaaaaaand dick pic. God bless america, and god bless tinder.
I'm trying to fuck him and feed him. I don't understand why it isn't working.