Bisexual people are plain selfish.
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
His little brother walked in on us. Six times.
because you can't take the autistic girl you're babysitting on a blunt ride.
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They poked me and kept screaming "LAUGH DOUGH BOY" it's like 3rd grade all over again.
It'll be like a meth lab. But with jello.
He said in a slur "I go so hard, even when I..." and cut himself off by projectile vomiting all over the ice luge.
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
He's upstairs shouting 'FUCK OFF I'M IN MY MOTHERFUCKING ZEN ZONE' out of the window.
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I remember it because it was right after the sadness and right before the sluttiness. The calm before the storm if you will
I feel like parents watching our children. You want to step in and help them but you just have to let them make their mistakes
I've now fucked in every motel room in this small town.
Welp, I'm allergic to codeine. Found that one out the hard way.
If you can't beat em, make them send you dick pics so they can't do anything stupid again.
I mean, I want you to have freaky orgasmic fun to entertain me, but I don’t want you to risk HIV or car crashes
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