Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
I'm pretty sure there's seven mailboxes in the bathtub...
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
Whales. Broccoli little trees giant. Magic in cat form. I want my loco and juice. Black in shower. Brb remember life.
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nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.
New favorite drinking game: bobbing for jello shots. Where did these freshmen come from and when can we go there?
I think my staff loses a little bit of respect for me every time you're in town. I may have to puke at work ...again.
So I totally just used margarita salt for a body scrub.
Is it inappropriate to be Drs. Willy Fister and Jess Hewill as a couples costume for Halloween?
Oh we're gynecologists
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He yelled at me to keep it in my pants and I replied with I will fuck your roommate as much as I please. Oops
you know you're a stoner girl when you get a callus from your grinder
I've spent so much time on tinder lately I just tried to left swipe an instagram photo of my neighbor
I JUST HAD TO SNORT THE REST OF MY BAG OF COKE BECAUSE THE BAG RIPPED IN THE WORK BATHROOM.
I'm guessing you feel amazing due to all the caps?
LETS GET THIS SHIT DONE. IM GONNA GET THIS SHIT DONE, FOREVER.
Omg no hes gotta go down on me. Then itll be like my vagina has kissed the stanley cup.
That girl is like a master class on how to be an unlovable crazy person.
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