So A**** bought my story about how my hickey was a bruise from wrestling
on one hand i'm glad that i'm not in trouble...on the other hand i realized that the reason i cheat on her is because she is so stupid
he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
what part of covering your puke with shaving cream seemed like a good idea?
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
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Please, do not let 'babydaddy' catch on as your petname for me.
That's like lying to my vagina. I can't betray it like that.
I don't remember you taking the condom off last night. Did you just walk home in it ?
for breakfast I had vodka and flavor blasted goldfish. and I'm topless.
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
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Swear to god our friendship has its limits. Stop peeing on the fucking refrigerator.
I just wanted to let u know that I called the taco people and informed them what the fuck is up.
Got serenaded to on the streets of Denver...the song was about a young banana that made really big decisions, got stds, and joined a gang. I think I like Colorado
But idk if I cried about life then banged him or banged him and then cried. Chicken or the egg?
You let someone poor beer into my mouth off of a balcony. Best friend test failed.
You randomly sent me a black Santa Claus emoji at 2am. I think alcohol was involved.