There are the 2 BIGGEST tools by me-- at our table. I hate them. But they're not ugly and I may make out with them later. And hate myself. Definitely hate myself.
Too bad it's not "confirm, ignore or not unless I've had 20+ beers"
sitting in room practicing taking shots. has my life come to this?
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
Well I scaled a 3 story building last night to get laid. What have u done for ur penis lately?
Found crayons in my cigarette pack. I can't help but feel you may be responcible.
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
We are not turning the camelbak into a beer bong
Was it a good night or a bad night when you have to apologize to someone the next day for trying to fuck them with a turtle?
We love you just as you are but we might love you more if we didn't have to post bail so often...
I think people like me is why alcohol became illegal at one point
I'm at an awkward stage of not being able to tell if I wanna keep having fun or if I need to die in bed
He hasn't touched a vagina in two and a half years. THIS IS WAY TOO MUCH PRESSURE TO BE UNDER
Bitch are you kidding? 2016 is gonna be the year our pussies run for president
I admit it could have gone better but look at it this way, since I broke the urn you don't have to worry about spreading the ashes.
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