It's Friday. Sex?
I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
Just so you know, I have a bf.
I guess as long as you bring single girls over and cook cannolis you will still be useful.
I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
at 6am he came into my room and kicked me in the stomach. when i finally got up he was passed out in my hallway and the bathtub water was running
I was crying hysterically and you wouldn't stop petting my ear and shushing me every time I tried to say something.
Okay! I've got my sketchbook, my purse, my coat, and a knife hidden in my cleavage. I'm ready for to meet my blind date~
I was mixing candy canes and coors light and was in a great place.
Right but I don't wanna waste the whole weekend not having sex when we could be having sex
Well, I tried to shit into my refrigerator. It was a rough night.
Sex should always be followed by Chinese food in bed.
I am literally sitting here with a jar of Nutella and a spoon, reading an article called "never drink alone again because now there's wine for cats." How single am I?
I'm praying to the gods of sex we both get laid this weekend. Amen. Love you
What do you mean relationship? He paid for my tires and I gave him a blow job.
Fursuit judi Dench just stared directly at me for 3 solid minutes telling me that cats arent dogs and i believe her because if i dont cat jason derulo might try to have sex with me
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