The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
I knew you were gonna be a good wingman when the words "dibs on the chunky one" came out of your mouth.
I wanna fuck padma even more now that she's preggers. Is that sick?
Yes but- 100% agreed
I drank almost a whole fifth last night. Woke up with blood everywhere wearing a "stereotype this" tshirt. How fitting
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Still drunk just puked in the meat cooler tried to clean it up with ham. Its not working
beyond obliterated. i recall legitimately trying to use a ballpoint pen as eyeliner.
I don't know if I want to cry scream puke or go somewhere and drink more. This is such a weird emotion.
Apparently love is stronger than SoCo
I NEED YOU HERE TO KNOCK THE MALT BEVERAGES OUT OF MY MOUTH
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Mostly i might never get belligerent again because im gonna have to keep track of a diamond ring.
his brother walked in while we were fucking on the couch, told me i had "lovely jugs" and offered to make both of us a drink
Ok get your liver ready for the weekend. Harry Potter Drinking Game Marathon is a go. BYO liquor of choice, rule cards at the door. I wanna see some Hagrid level drinking out of you, Muggle.
it was one of those unspoken contracts of silence like "I teach your daughter and you work at a strip club"...I don't tell if you don't
What the hell do you do when your fuck buddy leaves to go for a piss naked and 20 minutes later hasn't come back and can't be found anywhere in the house or outside but has left his phone, tee shirt and shoes in your bedroom.
I don't think there is a pre defined social etiquette for a lost naked fuck buddy now roaming the streets.
I think you know you’ve caught feelings when you’re asking a tinder boy his opinion about your current fuck buddy.
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