so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
you freaked out because you thought your face lotion was cum in a bottle
i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
Also pencil in smooth jazz and illegal activities. The usual.
just to let you know, its not cheating if i cant feel my hands.
I'm so sorry man. Roger cartwheeled into a signpost and cut his face open. it was pretty messy so we all went into panic mode.
I used puppy pads next to the couch for her to throw up on....
Vegas should really enforce the buddy system because if not everyone is going to end up swimming during the water show in front of the Bellagio.
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
I vaguely remember Matt shouting something about "GET ON MY LEVEL!" at the bartender before he attempted to order a case of tequila from him.
I am making up for a 7 year dry spell so I get a pass and I don't always care if there is a second date. It is like college but with more money and condoms.
just had to get on my knees to snort an addy off the little sink at the daycare. teacher of the year!
I'm driving home wearing one sock, boxers, and a tee shirt. That's how good it was
We're at the liquor store. Then going to the hospital
Bro. I traded my coat. I have a Raiders coat now.
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