two pink lines on a pregnancy test is bad, isn't it?
only if you didn't want to fuck up your life.
My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
I just found glass in my funny face pancakes, there's nothing funny about that.
Hey bro, did you ever hear from the background investigator that i was supposed to bang?
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First and foremost she's my friend, but she's also a mistake I make when I'm drunk
Standing in a circle of girls fistpumping to the word "hospital" while taking shots.... I don't see this ending well, but its fucking fun.
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
What the fuck is wrong with your family? Why do you have unfrosted pop tarts.
there's a drunk hobo under the bridge wearing a jester hat and screaming at women
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At IHOP. It feels weird and sad that your cleavage isn't here for me to try to toss paper wads into.
I just laughed so hard that my back cracked so hard that I thought I was cumming. Magic
You rinsed the beer pong ball off in my White Russian
Grilled cheese and shark week. Unemployment done right.
She came home, put on the news, left a 20 minute drunk message on her friends machine, then proceeded to play back the entire message laughing hysterically and then just passed out
Well when you come back we can have a huge bitch fit...or get really drunk....whichever comes first
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