have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
I found my crush's facebook page. And his wife's. Apparently they are still in love. Of all the people to have happy marriages! Fuck, I'm depressed.
no homo or anything but the way you were dancing with that girl gave me a boner
just watched her puke in her purse and put it back on the bar. then half hour later put her hand in her bag to get a pen to give me her number. I bet she is game for anything
he was CRYING into my vagina
Must be January. Theres a fat chick on an elliptical wearing khaki capris. Someone doesnt own any workout clothes
Fuck. These are the symptoms I had when I was pregnant. This could be bad.
She was literally passed out in a cubicle with a flask in her hand. I LOVE finals week!
I had to feed him the pizza because he was too blazed to do it himself
I'm not saying I haven't been that drunk. I'm just saying I haven't been that drunk and then have cops buy me shots.
Do you know how hard it is to be while you're high with a chuck Norris poster in the bathroom?
Desperation looks like a $1 bottle of vodka and warm Cuban tap water.
Never should have deleted her from my facebook. My new girl is so much hotter than she is, I just want to passive aggressively rub it in her face
Checking my Tinder matches as I sit here in the waiting room at Planned Parenthood. I can't be stopped.
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
Randomize
