I puked in a mailbox on the way back from your house.
I have found the one flaw to the great pride I took as a guy to not have to sit down to pee...having to sneeze while peeing.
Is it just me or do I always seem to have cum in my bellybutton?
would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
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so I woke up and found tortilla in my belly button
so exactly how many freshman chicks did i tell to call me "the tripod"?
Just managed to stab myself in the ass with a fork. I feel that as my best friend, I'm obligated by friend code to inform you of that sort of thing.
I'm just walking around Lowe's groping the carpets....
What does that mean when you have a child masturbating in your dream? Is that weird?
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I wound up gambling on giant connect four with the bartender. I think he saw my boobs.
Your choices in alcohol this weekend are thoroughly disappointing
So instead of going to meet her mom, I decided to jump out of her window which was about 1.5 stories off the ground. I'm alright, but I ended up meeting her mom anyway.
I sleep better at night when I win things. I never really weep for others.
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
Stand and applaud for me. I have successfully masturbated in a Walmart changing room with the door wide open during normal business hours. I lead a very Charmed Life.
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