Hey look on the bright side if youre preg at least you know it and wont have it in a toilet
Dear __, it'd be a lot easier to fuck if you ever responded. So I'm throwing in the white towel, since I no longer know what you want. Sincerely, ___
I have a client coming in and there's a note that says she wants her hair to like Elisabeth Hasselback's from the view
that's Oklahoma for you
First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
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You were so drunk that you were trying to take pictures of a MILF at the park so you could send them to Adam, but you didn't want to "seem creepy," so you used taking pictures of her son as a cover. Needless to say, cops were called.
i saw his dick when we were four, so thats kind of ruined for me now
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
On that note; HAPPY 21: THE SEQUEL from the back of an ambulance!!
the room spins SO much faster in panama
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Yeah he gave the rest of the brownies to the bouncer that took his fake
Thanks for your number, i want to ski with you, do party with you and sleep with you. Lucas.
Oh damn. God have mercy on everything w a dick in a ten mile radius.
I can't stop drooling did you spike my drink?
Tequila ran out around 11 so she let them do body shots of chips and guacamole instead
Finally liberated my Star Trek DVD from my booty call's house. Captain Kirk would be so proud.
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