I cockslap morals
i'm reaslly not drunk enough to wtch the fat lesbian on my floor brng another fat lesbian dressed up as a bloody nurse into her room at 2am
Do you think a former stripper/heroin addict constitutes as a high risk sexual partner?
I'm too hungover to crawl to the fridge so im eating the candy nipple tassels I got bought for Christmas
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The only thing I'm asking santa for is my period.
And vodka?
And vodka.
A big toe in my vag is not foreplay.
So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
I just need like a magic vacuum to suck everything out of me and then an IV to put good stuff back in
Some guy just hit on me and then said, well you look too young to ride the emotional roller coaster and guestured to his dick.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I don't know if apple cider everclear was such a good idea
So the next time I call you and say I'm going to my first strip club because it's christmas eve eve, and have work the next morning, I'd appreciate you stopping me
a guy just walked through our campsite, crouched down by the truck, screamed "ACID ONLY LASTS FOR 8 HOURS RIGHT?!", then ran off into the bushes
the cop said "drunk and disorderly" like it was a bad thing
He’s really fucking cute. Like, I want his penis in my mouth cute.
there's fucking coffee grinds packed all inside my pipe. what did i do
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