erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
shes trying to light up her bowl in front of the fan. everytime it blows it out she just gives it a dirty look.
Apparently faking a threesome isn't as much fun as you'd think
She hadn't heard about the oil spill. She gave dumb blondes a whole new standard to aim for. I did her anyway...but that isn't the point.
Some rando is vomiting profusely into the garden outside the employee entrance. Where are you when things like this happen to me?
Vomiting outside the employee entrance
I'm really hoping to find some quality strange ass tonight while at my court appearance.
Look at all the pictures I have of us sucking on jello syringes.
You told me I couldn't make out with you until I added you on LinkedIn
Accomplishment of the day: changing my tampon at 38,000 ft with turbulence. Fasten seatbelt sign was definitely on.
I need to be her Aladdin, and show her the world. The sex world.
I just want him to make us coffee. And whack off into the sunset
so you can go out and drink with me then fuck me, or you can come over when i get home and fuck me, or you can come over before and fuck me, or you can come over before and after and fuck me... so many fucking options
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
Forget work, lets run away, rob banks, and have kinky sex with fuzzy handcuffs.
IT'S LIKE YOU READ MY MIND.
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