That was definitely a porn plot just waiting to develop...
also, you're talking to the girl for whom "deformed baby arm" wasn't quite a dealbreaker.
I had to move some guys boxers out of the dryer. This is the closest I'll be getting to dick this month.
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
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she gave me one of those friendship bracelets and said as long as I wore it it was like an all-access pass to her vagina
Is my lip ring still in your hair?
that wasn't rum that I poured down your throat while you were sleeping
it only took 2 hours but we managed to melt the purity ring down with a butane torch
Every single item that was in my fridge is now in my hot tub. Please help
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The instructions say refer to specific course material, but I'm in no mood to reopen this awful book that caused me so many lost hours of drinking.
Yeah FUCK THAT NOISE
I heard you coughing. Are you choking or smoking? And are you okay?
Dude respond to my evite. You're either coming to the orgy or not.
Someone keeps hanging up bible verse posters in the bathroom stall I masturbate in at work.
I don't care that he's really strong. I need him to make me cum not fix my back problems
So, I think my BF has slept with several of our sorority sisters
Well, now that you know, yes he has. We didn’t say anything because you seemed so happy. He’s a great guy and none of us have any hard feelings, but yeah, we’re all very familiar with his penis and it’s talents
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