she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
I went to go pee and found a strand of your hair wrapped around my penis.
It's sad that my net worth at the moment is 4 beers
scratched cornea got me an eyepatch and a blowjob from a girl with a thing for pirates
Pushiiing vjews 4 ma daz caik
Lyk hr kuds 4
first one here with a pint of chicken lo mein, aspirin, and diet green tea ginger ale, gets a full effort bj the day after tomorrow.
His balls looked like two miss shaped chicken nuggets
I started crying then my dog licked his dick so yeah.. Kind of ruined the moment.
Wrong. I really wanted to see the movie. And she was on top of me like she was riding a mechanical bull. Who am I to complain? I live to serve.
He peed my bed and tried to say it was just the wine. The red wine. On white sheets. He's not a good liar.
The more I drank he just got hotter and hotter. And then the mustache didn't look too bad
I see you listening to my get shitfaced playlist on spotify. glad we're on the same page tonight there's a drink waiting for you downstairs.
And some neighbor just saw me naked and hunched over a bag of potato chips stuffing my face. Maybe clothes aren't a bad idea.
He came on my favorite pants. He is dead to me.
She's sent me the same nudes using the same gestures and positions... It's like she has a template for her sluty-ness
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