hey in girl talk does "want to come over tonight and have some beers with me?" mean i want wiener?
The solution to mudbutt is never ever Clorox wipes. It stings soooooooo bad.
this crazy girl in up in Dennys is going crazy because Bob Saget just texted her.
watching my parents drink 4 loko out of usf cups playing pool and rocking out to ACDC...
Can I come live with you?
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I seem to remember you being very disappointed that drinking Michelob Ultra didn't give you magic powers.
He started doing the gator chop at my vag and said he couldn't wait to "chomp" on it later...and I still slept with him. I hate gainesville.
I am trying to think of a way to tell him about thanksgiving and the following weekend in a way that makes me sound funny and exciting and not like an alcoholic
Haha, oh man. I'm awake now. Slept in my headdress.
five cans of playdoh and a game of guess whose penis ...
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It felt like Party Santa dropped by and gave us two more 18-packs.
At first I was horrified but then he explained that he shave a "soul patch" on his balls... And I was still horrified, but I went with it.
he went to the bathroom at 5am only to come back and squeeze my boob before going back to sleep
So what if I got a tattoo on a bus, it was sterile.
The last I heard from her she said she was going to plant sunflowers, get drunk on white wine and listen to Everybody Wants to Rule the World on repeat.
I also guarantee you multiple orgasams and blueberry pancakes
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