How is Miami?
Omk. I'm shitggaved om loincoln
the recession has oofficially hit my standards.
she was sure she was an eel. She spent 40 minutes sliterhing on the floor to get to her room
you refused to leave the drive-thru at mcdonalds until the cashier took a jello shot
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
Alosmot hir two of of mt mailanoxwa
Oh Jesus.
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
Did you find any other hidden treasures in my room? Specifically weed? Or Slim Jims?
first reaction to dying the pubes purple - awesome. Reaction after I explain the process - not awesome. Hypothesis? when girls find out you know to bleach and dye your hair, they're turned off.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Well, thats the first guy to go to jail because of my vagina
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I thought it was pretty weird, but after the marinating loins thing, i figured i'd roll with it.
It's like the bat signal. He only texts me when I'm naked.
I told some guy on tinder, that apparently has a prosthetic leg, that I think we started off on the wrong foot. I hate myself...
You're the only person I know who's experienced a micropenis and a magnum XL penis
The box said 94% effective prevention of pregnancy if used correctly but God knows I’m not gonna use it right so let’s adjust that to like a 70%
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