what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
if I'm ever single again, I swear to god I'm going to have 87 venerial diseases
I love that we get drink and call each other crying. It's kind of our thing.
he's dressed up as spiderman, i don't understand why he's crying.
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got hammered last night, woke up this morning to 38 texts that varied from "you fucking asshole" to "i can be there in 10 minutes"
but he used his one phone call to call mom and wish her happy mothers day, that's gotta count for somethin
In case you were wondering, my scare crow is wearing your outfit from last night.
i told you he always needs adult supervision he just tazered himself
Attention: due to the power outage we will not be playing drinking games and watching the royal wedding. Bring your own bottle and we'll just drink in silence.
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Let's go get our ovaries removed together. It'll be like bonding by getting mani/pedis, but with more vicodin and less unwanted pregnancies.
he needs to stop knowing everyone on campus...it's making cheating on him really difficult.
She ditched her BF in the library to come see me wasted at a house party and i still ended up banging that rugby chick instead.
I'll probably just close my eyes and point to a random name. That will be my vote.
I just realised how much we're failing the women's suffrage movement right now.
Just saw a dude dressed as captain america driving down the highway. He saluted me.
The dominatrix coworker is currently listening to pop music that has been translated into an Irish dialect and sung by high school kids. Every day gets weirder here.