Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
in the 'for' section of the check i put "when we got drunk and broke things". again im sorry.
i am devastated. she was DTF and I was about to puke, i told her to wait outside my room for a second. Puked. Passed out woke up, she was gone. Found puke stains on my keyboard that seem to spell out youporn....
He thanked me for being "his little blond pogo stick last night". Good thing?
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Look on the bright side, you can mark 'beastiality' off your bucket list
We're going clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
What will that accomplish?
It will accomplish clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
He kept singing "who's that peekin in my window" we thought he was high til we realized someone was lookin in the windows.
More or less binge drinking as a giant grape seemed justified
should i save it for someone special or be a feminist and be like "my vagina doesnt define me"
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PICK ME UP NOW I THINK THIS MOTEL IS A CRIME SCENE. also congrats on your engagement i saw the post on my phone while i was climbing out the window
He totally sucks at sexting. He sent me a clothed shot of his ass captioned "I know this gets you going." What?
I'm not coming to work today because tequila
I can't remember the last time I saw a penis in person that I didn't see a million times on text first
When he mumbled "I can't feel my legs," proceeded to stand, fall over, and just lay there I knew I'd given great head...
Ooooh no. Jesus take the wheel, or Moses. SOMEBODY TAKE THE WHEEL
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