Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
I just queefed in yoga class and now the old man next to me is smiling at me.
my mother and i just seriously had a convorsation about why you cant Google "Refurbished Dildos"
You were scared that your teeth were shrinking so you stuck your fist in your mouth. then you were convinced your hand was growing cuz it got stuck so yu started crying
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I just realized I have yet to puke in your new apartment. Clearly we're doing something wrong. On my way over with Cuervo as I type.
Why do they give me cups on $8 pitcher night? I HAVE A PITCHER.
You can drink as much as you want but it's not gunna make her forehead any smaller
I was hoping it might at least fix her teeth
I woke up to find that chris drank one of my contacts.
Yeah he's good at that.
My philosophy professor just told the class that he is suspicious of dolphins. The stoner in front of me totally gets it. I need to start getting high for this class.
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He called from a stranger phone to say. He was a t a liquior store and there was a long line they have no condoms. This is the guy i was gonna go on a date with
Atleast he is letting you know he will be late
Someone the age of your son tried to go home with me from the bar last night
I'm deleting Tinder. I got there he rubbed my back and then proceeded to jerk off on me.
Ate 3 ghost peppers and chased them with Everclear last night. Currently on the toilet cursing the universe and everyone in it.
Dude, I got drunk and sexted his little sister by accident
Relax
It's hard to relax when a woman is waxing your asshole.
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