i miss you so much
i miss you too
oops, did i send that to you? i meant to send it to the money you owe me
every time I worry about a career mistake, I remember Michelle Pfeiffer did Grease 2.
then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
The only image of you you know is from reflections or pictures. Its 2d. But what other people see is 3d. How do you know that's your real face! MIND.BLOWN.
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idk. a stripper just bit me. I'm so disoriented
He handcuffed himself to the keg... D is hooking up with him anyway.
You kept ripping all your clothes off and saying, "Let me be free!"
YOU JUST GOT OUT OF THE HOSPITAL AND YOU'RE ALREADY DRINKING?!
Grrr. Fine. You get oral for being unwrong.
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There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
So nothing to worry about, but i'm probly going to jail soon, just thought i should let you know so you didn't worry. Bye!
I think i just made eye contact with his roommate... while doing reverse cowgirl. Yup i have no shamee
Where do you think your fantastically immense lady-boner for men in uniform comes from?
I just deff did the walk of shame.. His roommate/manager woke us up. A dog scared me on my stumble to the car.
This is why I'm single.
Is 6 weeks really a benchmark now?
Ask me in 6 more weeks, when they're in a bisexual polycule.
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