Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
you're like the Neil Armstrong of terrible hookups, you are a pioneer
i got pulled over in my 'cops love me' tshirt. he didn't think it was funny when i pointed it out.
Can we progress our friendship to a point where i'm at least granted a blowjob allowance?
thanks for not screaming that I'm pregnant when that guy was giving me his number.
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
I just had a formal request to dress as a boyscout for my meeting with Legal on Friday. From Legal. Time to go home.
I decided that I do the same thing when i'm drunk with every guy who has a girlfriend...lecture them on how bad cheating is, then hook up with them. I'm like good cop, bad cop.
They said an hour before I even see a doctor...and they noticed the shots tally on my arm.
He was peeing on the back wall of a building. He would have been okay if the building hadn't been a police station.
I also woke up in a bed soaked of pee and drunkenly lectured him on the dangers of chewing tobacco... weird night
You would be proud of me, I did not take a dab at work today.
I brought an already opened bag of trail mix from home to snack on today. Some motherfucker ate all the m&ms out of it. I hate my roommates
like sometimes I wish I was allergic to latex so I wouldn't have sex with so many people..
He's a downgrade and it was quick. But it was dick nonetheless.
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