Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
it's been a while because I don't count the hooker
scarred for life. way too high and witnessed some chick give a dude head on the dance floor
The bartender asked if I wanted a to-go cup for my crown and coke.....I just realized I'm back in Montana and fuck did I miss home.
I just caught myself watching and Irish step dance documentary in my underwear drinking nyquil through a straw at 2 in the afternoon. today's off to a good start.
No one ever gets any after sleeping with her. She is like the broken mirror of hookups, enjoy 7 years of blue ball. Don't say I didn't warn you
like i literally can feel my uterus getting frustrated at me for not being pregnant.
He had a step stool to get in to his bed!
I really wanna just be like, can you just eat me out and stop whining
I think that would solve a million problems
ALMOST WRECKED MY SCOOTER. DAVE FRANCO HAS A TWIN AMD HE GOES HERE
we all thought you were asleep. he found you an hour later sitting outside in the snow lighting a bowl, singing the CatDog theme song, and hugging a box a Franzia.
Omg. We have to workout today. I just looked at myself in the mirror and thanked a god I don't believe in for drunken boys and dark rooms.
Pandora was on point with the sex music tonight
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
I brought those bastards cookies so they can deal with my sex noise, fuck them and their roommate asses
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