i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
and i think we compared dick sizes, then high fived...
please explain to me why there is a shopping cart in my living room.
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
There's two big trays of water in our freezer. I just hope they freeze by Saturday. for the ice luge.
its Wednesday...
they're reeeeeally big trays
You are number one in my heart. But in the dick Olympics you're disqualified.
I ran into my boss at the liquor store on our lunch hour we both just stood there awkwardly until i was like your car bar or mine hahaha we both need a cab
Tell me when you get here. I'm drinking beer in the bushes next to your house, and I put my hoodie up because I was cold. Pretty sure everyone lowkey thinks i'm homeless.
I think my sunburn makes my ass look bigger
Where the condoms are as broken as my dreams
Woke up to your boyfriend in my bed last night. What's that about?
Sorry this is the worst night of your life and that you're being a baby about it.
HOW DID I LET MYSELF GET SUCKED IN HE HAS A PENIS FOR PETE'S SAKE.
I am pants-free in the living room. This is liberating.
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