So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
you know i'm gay cause i'd have sex with lady gaga. what straight man would say that?
I vaguely remember telling a bum she was worth more than this
Just high watching the holiday fireplace channel. My space heater lends authenticity to the fire experience. Come over.
I am the slutty bisexual glue that holds this friendship group together.
I feel like there should be a database and you screen your boyfriend's scrotum and all the fucked up shit they've done goes on file.
It was rough. I have dried puke in my hair and I don't know if it's mine or from the girl I met on the ground waiting for a cab.
So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
I think I ingested my vampire fangs last night.
Obviously last night's theme was "Let's Make Bad Life Choices"
We are such grown women, dealing with life's problems one shower beer and reckless makeout session at a time.
Wine and a Lunchable. That would be depressing if it wasn't the pepperoni and mozzarella one. Those are the shit!
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
Just paid for birth control in all ones do you think she is judging me?
ugffhh I have work in 4 hours and have recieved zero sleep, seeing that I'm trapped in the arms of a snoring bear man. can't. breathe. lost in the forestry of his chest hair.
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