I seriously just washed my dick in a public restroom. That's how dirty last night got
We almost died tonight..we almost die every night. but tonight was the closest by far
why does my status of facebook already read REHAB 2011
It's like being the dunk pilot of a plane full of pornstars and drunkenness.
I should have considered my snorting capabilities before breaking my nose
He's sitting in his room on Facebook with nothing but a pillow covering his crotch. I can't help you at the moment.
I'm drunk, I'm covered in pizza, and I'm watching Jurassic Park. I feel like you'll get this. xx
When a guy invites you to dinner and breakfast the next day it's implied that he's going to make some sweet loving in betwixt correct?
Is it bad that I tried to build an outfit based around "What do people who use condoms look like when they buy condoms?"
I would just like to say that I had morning sex today to the Hamilton soundtrack. So.
This whole quitting my bad habits all at once is really messing with my ability to function.
I swear if you laugh while im moaning i will immediately stop and go home.
I think I met my butt stuff soulmate
poll: am I friendzoned if he just called me brochacha? on one hand, he called me bro, but on the other, he used the a to make it feminine.
If he moved really quickly from "hi I've had a crush on you for years" to "send nudes" you probably were used.
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